Ignore the sign warning you of death if the machine tips over.
Charge the thing! Tie a rope around the machine and pull with all your might! Do not compromise your quest for Baked Hot Cheetos! It’s worth risking death! A life without Cheetos is not worth living, anyway …
Or … look at the phone number on the machine, and call it to request a refund.
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2 yggdrasil's gardener
Charge the thing! Tie a rope around the machine and pull with all your might! Do not compromise your quest for Baked Hot Cheetos! It’s worth risking death! A life without Cheetos is not worth living, anyway …
Or … look at the phone number on the machine, and call it to request a refund.
3 dsntmater