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• 1 mdyh

  Take it as a sign from God that junk food is bad for you.

• 2 yggdrasil's gardener

  Ignore the sign warning you of death if the machine tips over.

  Charge the thing! Tie a rope around the machine and pull with all your might! Do not compromise your quest for Baked Hot Cheetos! It’s worth risking death! A life without Cheetos is not worth living, anyway …

  Or … look at the phone number on the machine, and call it to request a refund.

• 3 dsntmater

  Jump up and down, scream, run in circles, maybe someone will feel sorry for you and unstick them.